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It a Goat Night Before Christmas
It's the night before Christmas and all thru goats barnyard, every creature was stirring Including that damn mouse.
The chickens were clucking and the pigs were oinking and the horses were feeding but the goat was waiting.
He had all his gifts wrapped and under the hay bail, waiting impatiently until he got pale because he heard a noise.
Outside someone was saying holy sh-t because he stepped in a big pile of sh-t. So goat ran to the door and glanced outside,
and saw old Saint Nick who was in a big pile of sh-t. Santa looked at goat and said get the f--- over here and help
me out or you will get 7 angry reindeers. So Santa bent over and pulled 1 leg out and goat ran over there and horned
him out. So Santa went flying thru the corral and landed on that damn mouse. So old Saint Nick got up and yelled out
loud and said no f---in Christmas for you goat. So Santa jumped in the sled and took off with out a doubt, but goat
had a big smile on his mouth because he took and big dump on Saint Nick's seat. So to all that read this story you
better kick Santa out or you will hear his f---in mouth. He will tell you the story on how goat knocked him out so I wish
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all you a merry f---in Christmas with out a doubt.
GMR
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